THE CREATION STORY of CALM a la
or: (ALMOST) seven days in which a CALM A LA PHENOMENA explodes: SUNDAY, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...
“On the first day, God created LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS. On the second, He created the sky. Dry land and plants were created on the third day. On the fourth day, God created the sun, the moon and the stars…
And on the First day, Sunday, July 21, 2024, which happened to be a magnificent FIRST DAY day, a highly principled and very likable but aging statesman named Joseph Biden, who had been President since January 20, 2021, posted a letter saying he would not be seeking reelection. The 81-year-old incumbent, a gentleman and TRUE STATESMAN who cares for his country so much that he was willing to step away from the Highest Office in the Land. He
quickly endorsed for the Democratic nomination his Vice President,
a SHE,
CALM a la Harris,
who made history/herstory in 2020 when she was elected the first BLACK WOMbAN VICE PRESIDENT OF THESE UN-UNITED STATES
AND IN SO DOING, she began creating A NEW CREATION MYTH, a PHENOMENA, of a distinctly female/feminist cast. Some Americans of course were/are/will not be happy about her, perhaps one out of three Americans (or more) is downright AGHAST at the idea of a BLACK WOMbEN PRESIDENT, and some objectors immediately started in on social media harassing and haranguing HER
On the Second day, Monday, July 22, 2024, a seemingly calm CALM A LA raised a STUNNING $250 MILLION in large and small donations. Pundits here there and everywhere — as well as the OPPOSING PARTY, not to be named here, were almost SPEECHLESS but not quite…they were already on the attack
On the Third day, Tuesday, July 23, 2024, Vice President Calm a la spoke from her new (Biden’s OLD) Delaware headquarters and gave her first CAMPAIGN rally speech. Thanking her staff, she said: "In the days and weeks ahead, I, together with you, will do everything in my power to UNITE our Democratic Party, to UNITE our nation and to win this election."
And then she hurried out to Wisconsin, a battleground state, where she rallied thousands of exuberant Democrats, saying “The Baton is In Our Hands!” NYTIMES
On the Fourth day, WEDNESDAY, July 24, 2024, speaking from the OVUM, no, excuse me,
the OVARY,
no excuse me, the OVAL office, President Biden, a real statesmen as opposed to the
TRASH HEAP OF A DUMP WHO IS RUNNING AS A MAGGOT
STATESMAN BIDEN made it official official, after weeks of speculation, that he would formally said step away.
“I have decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation. That is the best way to unite our nation…”
Did you happen to notice that CALM a LA referred to the BATON IN OUR HANDS and Biden referred to the TORCH, and both of them are shaped…
ALSO ON THE FOURTH DAY the dreaded opponents DARE I NAME THEM
MAGGOTS?
They were drooling, flashing and gnashing sharp teeth, saying all manner of UGLY UNTRUE and also hilarious things about HER
My college roommate kindly sent this my way:
Also on the Fourth day, I learned that by some miracle, Calm a La will appear in Pittsfield, MA, the small Berkshire County city that is 45 minutes from my home in Massachusetts. OH CALM a la, how I hunger to go, but NO all the tickets were long gone…
On the Fifth Day, The Berkshire Eagle based in Pittsfield, heralds the donor event saying it is a historic occasion (that’s putting it mildly!)
The Eagle — a fine paper — also reports that the location and time of the donor event has, for security reasons, still not been revealed. And one more thing, the event has raised $1.4 million!
On the SIXTH day, July 26, 2024, that being today, Friday
Shabbat begins tonight in my household
Historian Heather Cox Richardson, who is also said to be attending the Pittsfield event, confirms that what I dubbed the “CALM a LA Phenomena” a few days ago is indeed happening: “the national narrative as a whole has shifted.” Writing in “Letters From an American,” she says:
Tomorrow, the Seventh Day, I will be observing SHABBAT and will not be posting. But this may be, almost certainly is, right up there,
ONE OF the MOST
no, perhaps the MOST HISTORIC
No, THE MOST HERSTORIC
weeks I have ever lived through! And I’m 71, I lived through Woodstock (and didn’t go!)
Shabbat Shalom! No matter what your faith, no matter whether you are a believer in God, peace be with you! AMEN